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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince by J K Rowling
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:J K Rowling [Rowling, J K]

“Nice,” he said. “Classy. You should definitely wear it in front of Fred and George.” “If you tell them,” said Ron, shoving the necklace out of sight under his pillow, ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy September 13,2017 )
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J K Rowling
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:J K Rowling [Rowling, J K]

CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO THE UNEXPECTED TASK Potter! Weasley! Will you pay attention?” Professor McGonagall’s irritated voice cracked like a whip through the Transfiguration class on Thursday, and Harry and Ron both ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy September 13,2017 )
It's a Tiger! by David LaRochelle
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:David LaRochelle [LaRochelle]

…and a chest! Open the lid—I bet we’ll find… A TIGER! AND HE WANTS TO EAT US! ROAR! Wait a minute. He doesn’t want to eat us. He was only ...
( Category: Animals September 12,2017 )
Kidnapped at Birth by Louis Sachar
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Louis Sachar

“C’mon,” said Stuart. “Let’s go to your house and call up your father.” “Why?” asked Marvin. His father worked at an office in Washington, D.C. “The King of Shampoon,” said ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction September 12,2017 )
Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban by J. K. Rowling
mobi, epub |eng | 2001-10-15 | Author:J. K. Rowling

Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban CHAPTER TWELVE The Patronus Harry knew that Hermione had meant well, but that didn’t stop him being angry with her. He had been ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy September 12,2017 )
Mr. Popper's Penguins by Richard Atwater
mobi, epub |eng | 2011-12-06 | Author:Richard Atwater

The penguin chicks, when they began to hatch, were not so handsomely marked as their mother and father. They were fuzzy, droll little creatures who grew at a tremendous rate. ...
( Category: Humor September 11,2017 )
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J K. Rowling
epub |eng | 2010-05-11 | Author:J K. Rowling [Rowling, J K.]

Madam Pomfrey wasn’t at all pleased. “You should have come straight to me!” she raged, holding up the sad, limp remainder of what, half an hour before, had been a ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy September 11,2017 )
On Beyond Zebra by Dr. Seuss
epub |eng | 2012-03-30 | Author:Dr. Seuss [Seuss]

( Category: Literature & Fiction September 11,2017 )
Attack of the Fluffy Bunnies by Andrea Beaty
epub |eng | 2010-12-24 | Author:Andrea Beaty

The next morning, the twins met Nelson at Café du Lac. There was no bacon smoke wafting through the air, and there were no counselors frying bacon or flipping pancakes ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy September 11,2017 )
Ratastrophe Catastrophe by David Lee Stone
epub |eng | 2014-01-10 | Author:David Lee Stone [Stone, David Lee]

FOURTEEN CHARCOAL CLOUDS GATHERED OVER the Varick Pass, hung there motionless for a time, and then began to spit all over the place like the worst kind of ball player. ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction September 11,2017 )
Uncle John's the Haunted Outhouse Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! by Bathroom Readers' Institute
epub, pdf |eng | | Author:Bathroom Readers' Institute [John’s, Uncle]

DARK DESTINATIONS Tips for where to take your next scare-cation. 1. PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA Pennsylvania’s Eastern State Penitentiary opened in 1829. It had thick castle-like walls. Guards watched inmates from tall ...
( Category: Humor September 11,2017 )
Flat Stanley's Worldwide Adventures #10 by Jeff Brown
epub |eng | | Author:Jeff Brown

The boys jumped in the car with their things, and Eduardo hit the gas. Just when Stanley thought the coast was clear, Arthur cried, “We’ve got company!” A big pickup ...
( Category: Action & Adventure September 11,2017 )
Hey! Who Stole the Toilet? by Nancy Krulik
epub |eng | 2012-06-14 | Author:Nancy Krulik [Krulik, Nancy]

“Oh no?” Louie asked her. “Watch me.” He sprayed at the air again. “What did that bug ever do to you?” Sage asked Louie. “He bugged me,” Louie said. Max ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy September 11,2017 )
Cinderella Smith by Stephanie Barden
epub |eng | | Author:Stephanie Barden

Rosemary T. rolled her eyes at me and made a big face to Rosemary W. “That is so dumb,” she said. “And weird too,” said Rosemary W. “Please explain.” Miss ...
( Category: Humor September 11,2017 )
The Chicken Squad by Doreen Cronin
epub |eng | | Author:Doreen Cronin

“I’m on to something here,” said Sugar. “Chickens are unique, beautiful, talented, special, and extraordinarily rare. But squirrels . . . are none of those things. . . .” “HEY! ...
( Category: Humor September 11,2017 )

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